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Controversy Erupts over Plans to Expand Taughannock Falls

As state budget dollars have become increasingly difficult to come by, political leaders in the Finger Lakes have begun to implement a bold and controversial plan to generate significant revenue via the regions natural resources.

 

Late Thursday night the New York State Senate formally approved plans for the “Finger Lakes Parkway” – a project that will likely change the character of the region forever. The plans have many area residents furious.

 

In what many are calling one of the greatest triumphs of science and conservation in the history of the United States, freshwater dolphins returned this morning to the waters of the Finger Lakes for the first time since 1787. The return of the dolphins comes as the result of an amazing combination of science, technology, passion combined with just a bit of old fashion luck. 

 

Penn Yan, NY – For over a year the rumor around Keuka Lake has been that John Travolta was thinking about buying a gorgeous $2.5M lakefront property that has been for sale for quite some time. Well, according to our well placed sources – he isn’t buying on Keuka Lake – he is buying Keuka Lake. You read that right – buying the entire lake.    

 

Penn Yan, NY – For over a year the rumor around Keuka Lake has been that John Travolta was thinking about buying a gorgeous $2.5M lakefront property that has been for sale for quite some time. Well, according to our well placed sources – he isn’t buying on Keuka Lake – he is buying Keuka Lake. You read that right – buying the entire lake.    

 

In a decision that has shocked observers worldwide, the Finger Lakes Region has been selected to host the 2032 Summer Olympic Games. 

 

With Donald Trump’s Presidential campaign in full gear, some have questioned whether he truly wants to be President of the United States, or if he is simply using the campaign to draw attention to his business empire…  

Penn Yan, NY – For over a year the rumor around Keuka Lake has been that John Travolta was thinking about buying a gorgeous $2.5M lakefront property that has been for sale for quite some time. Well, according to our well placed sources – he isn’t buying on Keuka Lake – he is buying Keuka Lake. You read that right – buying the entire lake.